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I Can't Stand the Horror Trope of Slashers that Can 'Teleport'

  Credit to  Teleportation Vector Images | Depositphotos There is one horror trope that always bothers me when it comes to several horror movies.  How the hell can a slasher be in two places at once? What I mean by that is…why do horror directors sometimes ignore how a human can move? I’ve seen several horror movies that were really great, but were ruined by a killer who was able to teleport.  That doesn’t make any sense.  Unless time travel is involved, then go for it, but a human killer can’t teleport! Where does this sudden supernatural ability come from? It’s just so…stupid. So, like, does the mask or the outfit give the killer powers or what? This is a random side rant, but I felt the need to talk about this. I recently remembered a horror movie where the killer was able to be at two places at once, while he was going after two people.  Like he somehow was able to travel across the entire city in seconds to catch up to the other victim. How??? Not even science can explain this!!!

I Bought a Horror Novel Called "NightBitch."



I bought a horror novel called "Nightbitch." I'm not exaggerating. That is the actual title. Why did I purchase the novel? I'm not sure. I'm the type of person that unfortunately does judge a book by its cover. I've made the mistake of buying books that had great covers, only for the book to really suck. 

However, there was something very appealing about this one. For starters, the title is hilarious. 

"Nightbitch" could mean so many things. Could it relate to a person becoming a monster at night?

Perhaps. Did I read the back of the novel before mentioning my theory to you? Maybe. 

Am I going to read it and let you know if the novel is good or not? 

Yes. 

Am I hoping for an American Werewolf in London sort of story?

Absolutely. :D


Thank you for reading this silly ramble from my horror brain. 
Emy Quinn

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