Horror Directors Need to Leave Disney Characters Alone

November 06, 2024

I Can't Stand the Horror Trope of Slashers that Can 'Teleport'

Credit to Teleportation Vector Images | Depositphotos There is one horror trope that always bothers me when it comes to several horror movies. How the hell can a slasher be in two places at once? What I mean by that is…why do horror directors sometimes ignore how a human can move? I’ve seen several horror movies that were really great, but were ruined by a killer who was able to teleport. That doesn’t make any sense. Unless time travel is involved, then go for it, but a human killer can’t teleport! Where does this sudden supernatural ability come from? It’s just so…stupid. So, like, does the mask or the outfit give the killer powers or what? This is a random side rant, but I felt the need to talk about this. I recently remembered a horror movie where the killer was able to be at two places at once, while he was going after two people. Like he somehow was able to travel across the entire city in seconds to catch up to the other victim. How??? Not even science can explain this!!!

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There are horror movies that should never be brought to the big screen. Like Night Swim, a huge disappointment so far in the horror genre in the year 2024. It’s a little infuriating how some of these horror movies get made, it makes you question how those behind these ideas even allowed these movies to get made in the first place.

One example of these unfortunate ideas is the fools that decided to start turning lovable Disney characters into horror movie villains. Due to the copyright being let go for some of these characters, idiots who have probably been waiting for years for this moment, decided to ruin these childhood memories and turn them into serial killers.

One character that was brought to the chopping block was Mickey Mouse, a beloved Disney character that has existed since 1928. Due to the copyright being let go for some of these characters, idiots who have probably been waiting for years for this moment, decided to ruin these childhood memories and turn them into serial killers.

Why these directors are choosing to create these abominations is beyond me. All that it will lead to is the poor children somehow getting exposed to these characters they love, witnessing their favorite characters committing violent acts. Disney should strongly consider finding a way to shut down these movies before they are released.

Hopefully none of them will ever reach the big screen or make enough money for that matter.

Horror directors need to leave Disney movies alone. They are not creative or entertaining, they are only a quick cash grab for men who want to ruin childhood characters we all grew up with.

Thank you for reading!

Emy Quinn