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Jeff the Killer is the Dumbest Creepypasta Story

 


Creepypasta is home to some of the best stories of all kinds of horror. Each of them has each gained a cult following, due to the amazing storytelling, great characters, and of course; the creepy villains.

There is one story that scared the crap out of me when I was a kid in middle school. Once I was shown the image to the iconic Jeff the Killer face, I became haunted.

It was a teenage kid that had cut off his own eyelids, and etched his own smile with a knife. His face had become completely ghost white, because of a horrible accident that was inflicted upon him by some random kids.

The story scared me, and I felt so bad for what Jeff became. He was a just a kid, who didn’t deserve such a horrible outcome.

Then years later, I read the story again.

I was now questioning…how this story scared me in the first place. I couldn't stop laughing the second time I was now reading the story as an adult. 

Jeff the Killer’s origin story was actually pretty dumb. There are a number of contributing factors with why the story is both hilarious and bad.

The kids who turned Jeff into a serial killer was done by a bunch of 12-year-old kids.


Jeff was psychologically and physically tortured by 12 - year - old children. 

Let that sink in.

All three of these random kids that were bullies knew how to get under Jeff’s skin, bringing out his inner demons to become a monster. They also had knives and guns to fight Jeff.

One of their fights involved the kids going after Jeff in front of a bunch of adults during a party. You're telling me that each of these parental figures didn't bother calling 911, or even trying to stop the fight from escalating? 

They just watched a bunch of children go through an entire battle royale?

What???

Jeff’s parents really suck, and they don’t seem to care about any of their kids.

Jeff has a brother named Lui, who takes the blame for beating up the bullies in the beginning of the story during their first fight.

The cops take him away to juvie, while the mom and dad let him get taken away. They don’t even bother asking for evidence, or figure out what really happened with their kids.

Side note: The cops are super dumb in the story too. They don't bother conducting an investigation. They don’t even do any real procedure for this crazy fight that led to really bad injuries with actual children. Really???

Then when Lui is taken away, Jeff’s parents force him to attend a party so they could look good for their rich neighbors. Jeff’s mom tells him to get over Lui getting sent to juvie.

Later on, Jeff gets tortured by the bullies, his mom appears to shrug off his injuries, and doesn't bother staying at the hospital to look after her son. 

Jeff was set on fire by his bullies.

His mom also doesn’t appear that worried, knowing that her son killed some kids and couldn’t care less that her son is going through some insane trauma.

Parent of the year, right here.

When Jeff transforms into a serial killer, his injuries don’t make a lick of sense.

Before Jeff officially enters into his monster phase, he experiences a number of brutal injuries.

  • The bullies set Jeff on fire. His skin turns a ghostly white.

Shouldn't Jeff have been covered in severe burns? Was that a side effect from the lighter that ignited the bleach and alcohol that Jeff was covered in during the battle royale fight? How???

  • Jeff cuts off his own eyelids and cuts a smile into his face.

Where does the blood go after this insane procedure? Shouldn’t Jeff be bleeding out? Why is he walking off his injuries like he got a cut on his finger? Is Jeff immortal now? So many questions to answers we will never get…

Despite how dumb this creepypasta story is, I can at least give this story some credit. Jeff the Killer’s face is utter nightmare fuel for any middle school kid.

If you picture this kid as a sort of supernatural entity, it can be a little scary…

…to a point.

Thank you for reading!

Emy Quinn


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